On Anyone Reading Anything Oprah Tells Them To Read

Look, this is not the person you should be looking to when making literary selections. Let me guess what the latest selection you are reading is: "a dramatic story of one woman's struggle to gain independence and redemption while finding an unlikely romance." Am I close? Damn right I am. Anyone continuing to read this type of tripe is an affront to the literary world and should be bludgeoned to death with a copy of The Great Gatsby.