Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Things That Actually Make Me Smile #2

The Bristol Renaissance Faire

I tell you, that was the day. Men were men, women were property, and everything carried disease. Now, I can relive those days without fear of bubonic plague or being tortured and burned as a heretic! Good food, plentiful drinks, and many saucy wenches to manhandle. No, seriously, you would not believe how much skin you get to see at one of these events. Apparently you get half price admission with dramatic cleavage. If you don't believe me, ask anybody who's gone. Plus, the shows are pretty good, and the shops are fun. But mostly there's lots and lots of cleavage.


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