Tuesday, October 6, 2009

The Grand List of Ways To Be A Totally Vile Asshole Pt. 1

1) Make an anonymous call to the FBI and explain that your neighbor has been talking pretty seriously about "whacking that lying bastard in Washington"

2) Spit on a homeless person.

3) Go ahead and use your cell phone in the hospital, they're just being paranoid.

4) Tell someone their religion is wrong.

5) Try to fit everyone into stereotypes.

6) Don't leave tips. If you do, just make it some loose change.

7) Condemn someone for their beliefs.

8) Be petty.

9) Force your way onto an elevator before anyone has the chance to get off.

10) Patronize a disabled person.


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