Thoughts on Disney

Why, why won't people consider, even for a second, that this is a Godless, soulless leviathan run by Satan? Does nobody else see how this company rapes classic stories and turns them into candy coated kiddie fodder? Last time I checked, The Hunchback of Notre Dame ended with Quasimodo flinging himself into a pit of corpses to die next to Esmerelda, not with a rousing upbeat musical number! Even worse, the toys are out on the shelves and McDonald's running happy meals six months before the movie hits the screens! And if the movie is to crappy for a theatrical release? Why we'll just release it straight to video! Don't even get me started about the theme parks! Eighty bucks a ticket?! Screw that. For that price, I'd better get a hand job from Minnie with admission. Michael Eisner and the rest of his cronies can all go to Hell.