On People Who Make Outlandish Requests of Waitstaff

So a while back I was eating at Chili's for lunch. There's this self-important bitch sitting at a table next to me, having a "power lunch" with three of her equally self important cronies. She orders a "plain chicken breast with some tomato on the side." Well, if I were waiting the table the response would have been "that's nice, too bad you need to pick something off the menu, dummy." However, the waitress was willing to meet this request. She comes out and gives the plate to this woman, who immediately starts complaining that she wanted freshly sliced tomatoes, and was given diced, and that she wanted a plain chicken breast and this one was seasoned. Well sure enough, the manager had to be summoned, and he tried to explain to her that all the chicken gets marinated at the start of the day and there's not much that can be done. However, he won't charge her because she didn't get exactly what she wanted. Fuck her! It obviously wasn't so bad that she didn't finish everything on her plate, the miserable bitch. God, I hope this woman gets cancer right in the middle of her brain.
Look, if you don't like what's on the menu, don't go to the restaurant! And if you just have to make stupid requests, don't be surprised or pissed when your order gets screwed up. Better yet, just stay at home and eat a bullet or some drain cleaner.